After spending a long Tuesday afternoon in jail, Barron Hilton finally had some pals bail him out.  (I wish I had three friends who could secure me a $20,000 bond.)  It seems the DUI offender was being served a dose of tough love from not only his parents but his recently incarcerated sister.

To make matters worse, the hotel heir - already deprived of family funds - made it quite known he was obviously lacking the signature Hilton flair.  One would have thought Barron had learned a trick or two from the day ‘Paris was liberated.’  Unfortunately, he was apparently asleep that night.  His grand exit yesterday was reduced to Trick #1 in the Walk of Shame Handbook:  “Put Coat Over Head.”

I must say - as much as I despite Paris Hilton, she at least worked her jail departure.