Sometimes, even a sex tape, a blow-up on Celebrity Fit Club and lots of interviews about both isn’t enough to help once-loved celebs grab the brass ring a second time around. For reasons known only to him, Dustin Diamond has decided to pen a tell-all book about - get this - kid-friendly show and former NBC darling Saved By the Bell.

Diamond, by the way, is better known to Bell fans as nerdy Screech Powers. His book, Behind the Bell, will reveal all those secrets that sitcom fans have been longing for since the show - and its two successive spin-offs - was canceled. Yeah, right.