Considering it’s been five years since he’s done anything not related to Shrek, I guess it wouldn’t be hard to label to Mike Myers as a picky guy. But who knew he had a thing for seltzer?

According to the New York Post, the seemingly-pleasant actor should have had a rider written up before a late-night appearance earlier this week. A Late Night with Conan O’Brien insider claims Myers drove the backstage staffers crazy with his specific demands.

“He sent a team of interns on a wild goose chase for Silk nondairy creamer, Twizzlers and raspberry seltzer,” says the source. But as it turns out, no ordinary seltzer would do. Later, the comedian reportedly sent an intern back out on the streets when he found out his drink was not the proper brand.

Apparently The Love Guru just doesn’t like variety - whether it be with his drinks or his jokes.