Tiger Woods could write a book on how one goes from celebrated athlete to the butt of all the best new jokes in two weeks or less. In fact, a scathing, self-effacing tell-all might be his best route out of this whole media mess. But for now, public sentiment has moved from shock to silliness - and the comedians are starting to cash in with laughs.

SNL spoofed him, David Letterman cracked wise about him, even Jim Carrey delivered a zinger or two. Today, Marlon Wayans took the joke war to the mobile market with some right-between-the-eyes Twitter updates.

“Okay, I confess: me and Tiger Woods also had an affair,” Marlon spilled, adding, “but only when I was in my White Chick make up.”

He then called the Woods harem (seven “I had an affair with Tiger Woods” claimants and counting) “hoes anonymous.” But his last remark is the one that’s a little below the belt: “Looking at these busted chicks, apparently this brotha is blind & still #1 golfer.” Ouch.

What’s bad for the PGA is great for Web-wide comedy.

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