On a recent episode of Jimmy Kimmel Live, Heidi Montag told the late night host she’s been praying for her former friend, Lauren Conrad, on a daily basis.  Well after getting a whiff of her new video, I’m thinking The Hills star should really keep the good thoughts focused on herself.

Although her new single, Higher, doesn’t hit iTunes until Tuesday, I’d advise you to preview the song here first.  Just think of it as a dollar well saved.

From the whiny voice to the painfully-exaggerated facial expressions and awkward body movements—this clip has Jessica Simpson written all over it.  (If the video - shot by boyfriend Spencer Pratt - had been a full-length movie, it too would have gone straight-to-DVD.)

And what was up with those freaky jazz hands?