Sharks Don’t Like Ryan Seacrest, Either
Posted by Kathleen Kane
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Music,
Television,
Red Carpet,
Editorials,
Features
Even though I’m quite guilty of refreshing the E! Online site every five minutes or so, I felt utterly compelled to share a story that they actually consider noteworthy.
The short article centers about none other than their very own, multi-talented, workaholic Ryan Seacrest. Earlier today on his Los Angeles KIIS FM talk show, the American Idol host recalled his recent weekend “shark scare” with listeners: “I was bitten by a shark. It swam up to me, and it took a bite, and then he left.”
As if this couldn’t get even more exciting, Ryan revealed that the “predator” was about the size of a cat and that the incident occurred a whopping four feet from the shore.
Unsure of whether the writer’s sarcasm was lost to me on their site or not, Peter Gicas ends the news flash with a near-mocking “Proof positive that nothing—even a fanged fish—can keep our man down.” Thanks a lot for nothing, Mr. Jaws.
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Simon Cowell a Fan of Botox
Posted by Veronica Santiago
Categories:
Music,
Television,
Hair Styles,
Style
Apparently Simon Cowell isn’t just frank when it comes down to doling criticism; he’s pretty open when it comes to the details of his own life.
The American Idol judge readily admitted to UK’s Glamour that he has subjected his face to the Botox needle. “To me, Botox is no more unusual than toothpaste. It works, you do it once a year - who cares.” (Why am I envisioning Ryan Seacrest sitting right there next to him when he does it?)
Cowell also revealed that he owes about an inch of his frame to platform heels.
Although the injection news doesn’t really surprise me, I must admit - I find Simon’s vanity issues to be quite interesting. If he really didn’t want people to focus on any unsightly wrinkles, maybe he could should focus on redesigning a less boxy haircut? (What is up with the part down the middle anyway?) Then again - it’s not like people are looking at that part of his body anyway. I, for one, still can’t peel my eyes away from his man boobs.
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